at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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