Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
a search helicopter?!
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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