We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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