the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Randomize
