i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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