Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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