I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
there is glitter all over my balls
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