I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
vagina is talking i cant
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
