I think I am morally bankrupt
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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