I'm jealous of your bromance
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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