So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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