Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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