kristin has been a bad kristin
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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