We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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