so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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