So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
