The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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