I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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