I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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