I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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