super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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