You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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