Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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