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Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
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