to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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