So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.