i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight