Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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