I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.