Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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