I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i think i have two assholes
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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