i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So much rum. So many feels.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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