So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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