Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Randomize