I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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