idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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