we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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