His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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