he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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