dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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