That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
