fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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