that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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