I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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