i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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