What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
They have beer where we have blood.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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