I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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