last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
