This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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