Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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