How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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