How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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