I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
my poor anus
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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