Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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