Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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