Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
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so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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